RADLETT PARTIES

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A HUGE WARM WELCOME TO PAST AND PRESENT FRIENDS TO RADLETT PARTIES. 

Since January 2018 we have been inundated by friends, past who we have not seen for several years and we were relieved to see them all “as naughty” as ever.   The new  site picture gallery shows some of Sheryl’s award winning culinary craftmanship. Several revellers have already praised us and commented that the paltry door contribution is less than they would expect to pay for such food alone – let alone the ambience of a £5m home, pool, sauna, dungeon etc. Here the parties last as long as the last guest – sometimes Tuesday. Sometimes, there is a real risk that we will have to turn people away due to overcrowding so do try to get here before 2.00 am when the security gates need to close.
Sadly, unlike Kestrel’s, we are unable to provide daily activities ie use of the sauna, swimming pool, jacuzzi and the spacious house. This is a family home and as such we only open the house on specific event nights, usually once a month for the weekend. Message or email us for invites to the exclusive events. Join our Secret Radlett Parties group on Facebook by sending us a brief face profile and an email address. Join us on WhatsApp No fees involved for joining this private group…..
Local hotels ; The Travel Lodge, The Premier Inn, Ibis Hotel are nearby in Elstree and Borehamwood for easy access to the venue.

The team at Radlett

Ps:  Please remember we do not charge annual membership fees for our parties.

Consideration for our neighbours    – FUTURE EVENTS 2018

Most sat navs targeting WD7 7LT will drop drivers outside Birchwood Manor.  An increasing number of guests are disturbing that neighbour by asking directions.  This is straining neighbourhood relations.  PLEASE DO NOT bother any neighbours in this way.  Note that LITTLECROFT is two houses further from Radlett on the same side.  There are usually lights, commotion, car movement and a pair of balls in our brand colours, red and black, hanging from the entrance.  If these visual cues fail, last resort is to text 07986 288 580.  Your co-operation in this matter is vital to keep this venue open.

 

Upcoming party dates:

Friday 27th April 2018 – Couples/single ladies and pre-booked single guys. Happy Birthday Celebrations for Lexi….come and join in her special celebration evening.       Saturday  28th April 2018 – Couples/single ladies ONLY.  Theme is “Bollywood comes to Radlett”, exclusive Indian food on the menu.  Authentic(ish) Mogul Harem!  Ambitious plans to disinter Mahatma Ghandi to give readings from Kama Sutra are running into some problems with the Indian High Commission.

Friday 25th May  2018 – Couples/Single ladies and pre-booked single guys.                 Saturday 26th May 2018 – Couples/single ladies Only – we currently plan a special appearance of Kerri Graham, pole-dancing champion (TBC).  Be nice to her to get pole dancing lessons.

Friday 22nd June 2018 – Couples/single ladies and pre-approved single guys.    Saturday 23rd June 2018 – Midsummer Ball.  Couples-Single ladies only. Day-time BQB (depending on weather).

Situated in a picturesque Hertfordshire village just inside the M25, we have single handedly sanitised the image of swinging with countless TV documentaries and interviews. We try to keep the format simple and fun. You don’t need to join a club, nor pay membership fee. We do however, reserve the right to discourage people at risk of upsetting others and seek to foster good relationships with all those we meet. Swinging is not for everyone, but there is no harm in trying something different and exciting! We do appreciate good facial photographs, and interesting profiles…..

To see a short YouTube video giving a flavour of these past three December events at Littlecroft, please search for ‘Xmas & New Year 2017 at Radlett Parties!’  Pay special attention to Sheryl’s unsurpassed theatrical buffet presentations.  Pictures from NYE 2018 will be up in the gallery shortly. 

Whilst the parties and events are an enormous part of our fun-packed entertaining social life; not run as a business, sometimes contributing to our favourite charities and good causes ie. Medicine San Frontier’s, Help for Heroes etc. we do look for a contribution for pool maintenance and damage to our home, The costs can sometimes vary according to the event. While revellers defray the costs of parties we can throw more of them. Weekend Parties start from 21:30 on the Friday night and stops when the last person leaves – sometimes as late as Sunday lunchtime…. There are local hotels for those who wish to stay and enjoy the weekend, but we strongly discourage drinking and driving and assists wherever possible to ease the burden on our local police and community. There is usually apres-party gossip the following morning. To assist those who feel torn between eating out or frolicking, we ease the burden by feeding you to a fair standard.

The facilities include a 8-bedroomed country house set in 3 acres of private secluded gated acres for evening revelry, 16 tree orchard with wild country meadow, tennis court for parking up to 100 cars. a 16 metre long covered telescopic heated swimming pool, sauna, outdoor heated Jacuzzi, 10 metre dance room with dance pole and hot and cold buffet.

Fire Safety Assessment, on June  27th the fire service passed our five figure investment in fire safety ‘magna cum laude’. In recognition that the whistle blower had impure motives, the fire service cooperated with us to quarter the initial quotation. Any help ‘friends of Radlett’ can be by bringing friends along to address the budgetary damage to the maintenance fund would be much appreciated. Bulletin approved and requiered by the authorities:

The fire authorities anguished for some time over what safety regime should apply at radlett parties.  They have decided we must be safer than a normal home because not everyone is pre-known to us attending a party here already had about 8000 times less chance of dying by fire (or smoke) than staying at home
We have been required to spend well into 5 figures with the intent that revellers be safer still one requiremnt in the safety rules is a briefed to all present we do not have a full quorum as before flight take-off, so this must be done herein with reinforcement upon arrival
Herewith what guests must know:
The fire and smoke detectors are linked so that all will go off at 85db when triggered or manually set by a host team member
Within seconds one of the host team will give calm but clear and loud guidance on how to vacate the venue
This will be by the shortest route that avoids any fire risk initially to anywhere more than 4m from the building
Then to the lawn at the back so that emergency vehicles are not impeded and we can do a roll call
Smoking and fat frying are banned inside the house during parties now come and help Pay for all this safety by bringing all your friends! lol

The sincerest form of flattery. It is flattering to recognise so many of the backgrounds to couple’s photographs on the adult sites as parts of our home. It was also flattering to read a web site some months back that was a verbatim lift from our own in its entirety. The latest flattery is other party hosts liberally sprinkling their web site galleries with photos of our home, perhaps in the hope of catching some of the magic as in Tinkerbell’s star dust. A bottle of fizz to the party comer on July 22nd who has spotted the most pictures of Radlett Parties abducted for illicit ‘grandeur by association’ by wannabees.

The grounds for summer barbecues – on You Tube. ‘Radlett parties 3 acres grounds’ is a quick virtual tour of what people call the ‘Garden of Eden’. Perhaps because of the apple trees, perhaps because of how much they wear! I still seem not to have mastered uploading multiple clips so experts please step forward.

Welcome to over 200 new subscribers. We had been getting quietly anxious at a reduction in messages through the site. This afternoon we discovered over 400 messages reclassified as comments in a hidden bucket. They go back months. What must all the authors have thought of us – apparently ignoring their carefully crafted supplications? Woe is us. Abject apologies. Given the time lapse, some of you may even have forgotten you asked for the newsletter. If your libido has become a casualty of the passing months, please feel free to click on the ‘unsubscribe’ button. Was it Samuel Johnson who meant to say ‘when one is tired of Radlett Parties, one is tired of life’?

If you are a single guy wanting to join us on the Fridays, please email Janet on janet.radlettparties@outlook.com attaching a photo and giving your name, age and anything you think makes you special. If you had questions, please direct them afresh to the same email address.

Newsletter statistics. This month over 10% of openers were in America or Canada so expect an imminent trans-atlantic invasion. Nearly 30% of the 1524 recipients opened the newsletter. Many broadcasters would give their right arm for that figure, but we need to do better. Countless of you say you are not getting it when your address is on the list. It would be appreciated if you each took a moment either to unsubscribe or tag our address to prevent it going through the colon of your junk mail box. The record number of openings was a wrist-spraining 72! Someone needs to tell him that there is far more explicit pornography available online than Janet’s arse!

On that subject (the buttery brown logo aka Janet’s arse), we were amused to have one web site facilitator write to us concerned that the logo did not feature the hostess. Wrong – the Radlett Parties logo is authentically home produced and photographed by my good self. Eat your hearts out professional photographers! I might load some other photos I took in the same session to the gallery one day. We were similarly amused to hear of more than one lady claiming she was the model. Also flattering to see lesser promoters now featuring their own hostess’s anatomy in Janet’s slip stream. Keep up wannabes!

Phone number change. 01923 859043 is no longer. If you have stored it anywhere, please substitute 07986 288580. If your call is not picked up, please text rather than voice message. Talking to people can aggravate my latent Asperger’s syndrome, so my therapist urges me to relay to you all that text is preferred anyway.

Human smorgesbord. We have been asked to revive the practice of a lady concealing grapes about her naked person, amidst whipped cream, bananas etc. for a lingual treasure hunt. The winner is the person to present the well hidden red grape on their tongue. If you or your partner would enjoy that type of attention, do let us know.

Anonymity. One of the reasons that we don’t get much royalty at the parties is that some potential revellers are put off by being recognised. If, Ma’am, you are in that category, you might find interesting the following message from me to a similarly disposed couple (are you sure Phillip is up to all this?):-
“Thanks for your email.  I know how it is being so famous.  After each TV documentary we do, strangers accost us in the street for our autographs.  Tough job, but someone has to do it. Remember that New Year’s Eve 2017 has an optional masquerade theme, allowing you to disguise your features from prying eyes.

Alternatively you could out yourselves.  It is illegal to disadvantage anyone for any legal sexual preference or activity.  Watching people have sex is in that category. I can supply a template letter to Janet’s employer’s HR department the day the last TV documentary went out. As a result of that letter she was summoned to the manager to be instructed to let them know of anyone who made her feel uncomfortable about her famous broadcast so they could discipline them in line with their mandatory sexual tolerance policy.

Photography by hosts or guests is disallowed at our parties out of respect for guest’s privacy. That includes by smart phone, though we are not draconian enough to confiscate phones if seen in use solely for texting – we realise some guests need to be accessible by baby sitters etc. However, we realise that some guests often like photographs of themselves, especially when they have gone to considerable effort and expense to dress up. With this in mind we have retained an in-house photographer for the themed parties. His purpose is two-fold. Firstly, to take photos of guests at their request. These will be emailed to them free of charge with the identity of any background people suitably obscured. They will of course need to leave him with an email address! Secondly, to take photographs that can be used to promote future events so that guests get ever fuller parties with thereby more choice of co-revellers. These are genery wide-angle shots and will have any recognisable faces or features obscured before they are used publicly. Any people who might be identifiable by unique traits or features – such as being eight feet tall – will have their express permission sought beforehand.

Frequently asked questions. Everyone else has one and we hate to be left out. We hope you find this addition to the site informative if not a little jocular.and amusing.

A couple of years ago we extensively renovated our once “water-filled muddy field” for easy parking of up to another 50 cars. It has been a long time since we last called out the AA to come and rescue a “damsel in distress”.. Revellers have been known to pinch themselves for a reality check while sipping Pimms under the grapevine gazebo gazing out over the empty valley behind us. Usually 4 double bedrooms are made available for associative therapy and include a very large 3-double bedded dark room, a chilling out room, use of our en-suite bedroom with cinema screening videos, a walk in shower for those revellers who get hot! and a very private personal play room….for those who wish to enjoy it!

You should bring 50% more drink than you would normally take to a party – this much fun really is thirsty work. The local police know of the format and have assured us that they have no concerns in their professional capacity. Some years back a pestrian flagged down a police car to complain of cars parked on the pavement. This is technically an offence which the police normally ‘turned a blind eye to’, but must now ‘do their job’, so park in the field behind the house next to the tennis court where there is space for 100 cars.

Attendance profile drifts with time, but the average age seems currently to be around 35. There is no restriction on upper age or physique, but it has been many months since we saw any one who had lost pride in their appearance. The dress code is usually aimed at “come dressed to impress!” Smart attire for guys, no jeans, tee-shirts, trainers or baseball hats…for women sexy lingerie, cocktail dresses, all encouraged…Theme nights can vary but not everyone needs to adhere to a theme night dress code..as long as they appreciate those who have made the effort to do so…and come with a smile and a sense of humour!

In spite of Janet giving enormous effort to put first timers at ease, the only negative feedback we had over many years wasrom a couple who left ‘confused and disappointed’ because no one had engaged them. They asked if we could place a manual of engagement on the wall. Could revellers please take a modicum of responsibility for their own interactions? A safe ice-breaker is to ask a couple nearby what their preferred approach protocol is, or a simply “Hi” would help. The concept of “speed-dating” at parties has proved an endless source of fun and laughter and this always creates a wonderful light-hearted atmosphere. The documentaries, now free to watch on Netflix, “The Real Wife Swop” and Channel 4 “Jon Richardson grows up” have both been a pleasurable experience for us to participate in and to show the enormous amount of pleasure that this lifestyle can bring to others. Janet and I thank you for all your wonderful comments and support in what we set out to achieve years ago when “Swinging” was not really accepted, although the Swinging 60’s and 70’s were around long before many of us were born….However, this has resulted in not only putting our village on the map around the world and endless debates in social circles and dinner parties as well as down in the pubs, we have been able to encourage many others to join in the fun! Perhaps it’s time to do another documentary? Or a book! Watch this space…

Fire safety assessment.  On June 27th the fire service passed our five figure investment in fire safety ‘magna cum laude’.  In recognition that the whistle blower had impure motives, the fire service co-operated with us to quarter the initial quotation.  Any help “friends of Radlett” can be by bringing along friends to addess the budgetary damage to the maintenance fund would be much appreciated.  Bulletin approved and required by the authorities. dging2st @ster

Non-use of loft area.  Sadly one very overweight newbie party reveller who found the climb downwards from our famous “loft dungeon” impossible!” reported it to the local authorities as highly dangerous and as we have always complied with the rules and regulations of our our local authorities, and  despite it being used for the past 20 years, not only as a great party hideout/sleepover annex  for Janet’s daughters and our family friends, we have had to close it until further notice as we have been requested to “lift the entire roof of Littlecroft” thus creating a stairwell 2nd floor to the roof, for easier access….!  This entails more money than we could possible imagine….unless we find that this much pleasure outweighs the cost!  Watch this space…….