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New Year’s Eve. Thanks to the 100+ people who made our 30th consecutive nye such a success. One lady confessed that seeing so many well dressed high achieving people caused her to wet herself.
Single guys at New Year’s Eve. We finally got the 5 single guys to keep to their word and turn up for charity. It seems that charity was not on the mind of two of them who decided to extract their money’s worth without too many niceties. Back to the drawing board on that one.
Black room. Universal feed back is that you preferred the low lighting to none at all so the ‘black room’ is dead – long live the ‘dimly mood-lit room’!
Theme for 27th December. Bunnies went down friskily. Expect themes to be more regular.
Fetish. Some regulars have been given a brief to build a fetish platform here. Declare any interest and we will integrate your ideas.
You Tube. ‘Radlett parties’ now brings up a cameo patchwork of broadcasts that we have been involved with over the years. On that topic, Channel 4 on demand store programmes for an average of just 28 days. Several months on, ‘Jon Richardson grows up’ is still online. Keep it there by logging a few hits if you haven’t seen it already.
Smoking. The law changed in 2005. Smoking is now illegal inside any dwelling where the public are present – regardless of the dwelling’s ownership. Some people who have been coming since before then have not modified their restraint accordingly. That sends a message of defiance to others who follow suit and start to smoke inside. Can anyone help identify a lady with an Irish accent quoted as blurting out: ‘I’ll smoke wherever the fuck I want’? If anyone is smoking inside the house I will get a £20,000 fine and the parties will probably be finished. So anyone seeing smoking inside the house has our authority to ask them to finish their smoke outside. If they say ‘and who says?’, just reply ‘the web site says’. Thanks.
Drinks going AWOL. We have been full circle on this one. In the early days we were reduced to checking bags to name and shame meanies who brought along just a half drunk miniature of lambrini. That has been unnecessary for years but an average of one incidence of drink embezzlement now seems to happen each month. For new year’s eve we introduced a staffed table to store and label drinks for people. Not a success, so we will revert to low technology: a pen and sticky labels kept near the kitchen sink. As belt and braces, any couple or single lady looking into my eyes as they claim such embezzlement and passing that polygraph test will be given a bottle from my cellar – ONCE.
Theme for 24th January. Saucy School Disco might trigger memories of St Trinian’s, school dinners, tuck shops, miss Jean Brodie, corporal punishment etc. There is talk of a hop scotch pitch and strip twister. The most impressively dressed couple will be promised free entry at the February party. This will be judged by vote so you will need to talk to each other to know which names to put on a voting slip. There will also be something for man and woman categories.
Future themes. You will see in ‘dates’ section that February and March are ‘50 shades of pink’ and ‘mad hatters (march hare & easter bunnies)’ respectively. Get your (mad) thinking hats on!
Photography. Some couples have expressed interest in being videoed or photographed in flagrante delecto by professionals, a number of whom have offered their services. No one will be wandering around with a camera. The sessions will be pre-booked in a private room. Watch this space.
Menu. The school dinner ladies plan for the disco:
Hot Dogs, Burgers in Buns, Sausage & Onion, Crab Sticks & Prawns, Rice Pudding
Homemade Apple Crumble with Creamy Custard.
Miscellaneous cakes and gateaux
Toast and coffee for the après party gossip breakfast