Radlett Adult Parties

Radlett is the UK's best established and popular swinging house party venue. Perfect for newbies and experienced swingers alike. Read the site then call us on 07986 288580 with any unanswered questions.

Latest party dates – 2020 Jan/Feb/March

One comment on “Latest party dates – 2020 Jan/Feb/March

  1. Richard Stanley
    January 7, 2020

    Single guys at Radlett parties.
    Thanks for your interest in attending soon. The next Singles event is on Friday 24th January 2020. We find the most comfortable ratio is one single guy per lady or couple, so target that. However, no-shows are usually gender skewed so the actual ratio can vary from that target. On more than one occasion we had more single ladies than single guys. The reverse is more common. We are much more interested in the parties being enjoyable than door contributions. It is usual to turn down dozens of guys each month to achieve that ratio. However we are not procurers and make no undertakings that no-shows won’t skew the ratio. That is beyond our control. One guy once asked for his contribution back because no ladies fancied him. To have done so would be illegal as it would accept our selling access to intimacy which is the offence of ‘living off immoral earnings’. If that could be you, please go somewhere else. Loads of bukkake venues will be happy to perform a walletectomy on you in return for access to paid prostitutes. This gender balance is tough to achieve if people don’t come when they say they will. So please answer the following questions seriously and not just as an ‘options collector’. We look forward to receiving back your answers if you can share the risk of missing the target ratio with us and can budget the £50 contribution to enormous wear and tear of our £5m home.

    To target the gender ratio we rank applicant guys according to the types the ladies and couples have asked for in the current month, and send out invitations according to that ranking as the couples and ladies commit. We understand if some guys have made other plans by then but this is better than accepting dozens of guys before there are ladies and couples to match. So please don’t send irritable texts chasing us for an invitation. Doing it our way reduces the chance of male overload. Because no-shows wreck parties those who can prepay online get precedence. Your submission of answers to the appended questionnaire signifies application to join the party and acceptance of these terms of entry:

    Terms:
    The owners use all reasonable endeavours to target a comfortable gender ratio but will be held blameless if noshows cause that target to be missed.

    Guests undertake not to vandalise any part of our home for any reason (yes they have done that).

    Guests shall behave in a manner to be welcomed back and shall accept the hosts remedy for that not happening without question.

    Guys must be prepared to bring their partners here when they next have one. Our home is not a brothel for guys to join with who they consider to be ‘fallen women’.

    Questionnaire:
    Even though you may have already given some of the following please help us by grouping all in your reply and attach a facial photograph.

    Do you accept the above terms of entry?
    Name?
    age?
    been before?
    how long ago?
    In what % of commitments to party do you actually show?
    are you prepared to pay in advance by bank transfer (doubles chance of being invited)?
    country of cultural origin?

    We look forward to hearing back from you.

    Janet

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