Black Women’s Fan club – SATURDAY 7th DECEMBER 2019 – 10.00 PM UNTIL DAWN “CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHT ” INTERRACIAL PARTY NIGHT.. – Party for couples/single females and pre-selected single guys.
Black women’s fan club. Due to popular demand, The Black Women’s Fan Club is hosting a special “Red” on the night party for couples/single ladies and selected single guys. Janet … Continue reading
We joined this amazing community of fabulous swingers, appropriately called, back in 2015 and are just now beginning to understand how it all works. We have both been technically … Continue reading
1760 no-shows You have asked to be kept appraised of parties via this newsletter so you ‘would never miss one again’. However, 1760 of you were not amongst the 122 … Continue reading
New Year’s Eve. Thanks to the 100+ people who made our 30th consecutive nye such a success. One lady confessed that seeing so many well dressed high achieving people caused her to wet herself. Single guys at New Year’s Eve. We finally got the 5 single guys to keep to their word and turn up for charity. It seems that charity was not on the mind of two of them who decided to extract their money’s worth without too many niceties. Back to the drawing board on that one. Black room. Universal feed back is that you preferred the low lighting to none at all so the ‘black room’ is dead – long live the ‘dimly mood-lit room’! Theme for 27th December. Bunnies went down friskily. Expect themes to be more regular. Fetish. Some regulars have been given a brief to build a fetish platform here. Declare any interest and we will integrate your ideas. You Tube. ‘Radlett parties’ now brings up a cameo patchwork of broadcasts that we have been involved with over the years. On that topic, Channel 4 on demand store programmes for an average of just 28 days. Several months on, ‘Jon Richardson grows up’ is still online. Keep it there by logging a few hits if you haven’t seen it already. Smoking. The law changed in 2005. Smoking is now illegal inside any dwelling where the public are present – regardless of the dwelling’s ownership. Some people who have been coming since before then have not modified their restraint accordingly. That sends a message of defiance to others who follow suit and start to smoke inside. Can anyone help identify a lady with an Irish accent quoted as blurting out: ‘I’ll smoke wherever the fuck I want’? If anyone is smoking inside the house I will get a £20,000 fine and the parties will probably be finished. So anyone seeing smoking inside the house has our authority to ask them to finish their smoke outside. If they say ‘and who says?’, just reply ‘the web site says’. Thanks. Drinks going AWOL. We have been full circle on this one. In the early days we were reduced to checking bags to name and shame meanies who brought along just a half drunk miniature of lambrini. That has been unnecessary for years but an average of one incidence of drink embezzlement now seems to happen each month. For new year’s eve we introduced a staffed table to store and label drinks for people. Not a success, so we will revert to low technology: a pen and sticky labels kept near the kitchen sink. As belt and braces, any couple or single lady looking into my eyes as they claim such embezzlement and passing that polygraph test will be given a bottle from my cellar – ONCE. Theme for 24th January. Saucy School Disco might trigger memories of St Trinian’s, school dinners, tuck shops, miss Jean Brodie, corporal punishment etc. There is talk of a hop scotch pitch and strip twister. The most impressively dressed couple will be promised free entry at the February party. This will be judged by vote so you will need to talk to each other to know which names to put on a voting slip. There will also be something for man and woman categories. Future themes. You will see in ‘dates’ section that February and March are ‘50 shades of pink’ and ‘mad hatters (march hare & easter bunnies)’ respectively. Get your (mad) thinking hats on! Photography. Some couples have expressed interest in being videoed or photographed in flagrante delecto by professionals, a number of whom have offered their services. No one will be wandering around with a camera. The sessions will be pre-booked in a private room. Watch this space. Menu. The school dinner ladies plan for the disco: Other meats Vegetarian bits Hot Dogs, Burgers in Buns, Sausage & Onion, Crab Sticks & Prawns, Rice Pudding Homemade Apple Crumble with Creamy Custard. Cheese board Miscellaneous cakes and gateaux Chocolate fountain Toast and coffee for the après party gossip breakfast
Pool refurbishment. The maintenance fund trustees spent the surplus party contributions on a complete pool refurbishment for which the big launch will be New Year’s Eve. I expect the smooth talking … Continue reading
New Year’s Eve. Most available places have already been snapped up but Couples committing and paying in advance can still get £20 discount from the at the door contribution (if … Continue reading