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“Hi Rich. Thanks for asking my advice about what Radlett Parties should do about the Chinese virus.
First of all Rich let me congratulate you on your parties. Grabbing pussy here in the White House makes it increasingly difficult to get re-elected! I got away with it once. I understand at your parties that the pussies grab you. Wow Rich you are one hell of a rascal!
Any chance of bringing youor parties over here? I’d give you first dibs on Melania – I’ve been a bit distracted of late and she misses me grabbing her pussy. I’ll put in a good word foor you, Rich I’m sure she’d love a bit of English! I’ll show her that web site of yours with the human fruit bowl. It’s been a long time now but as I recall you would be wasting time putting ‘grapes into Melania. Do you have pumpkins in the L’il Old Coountry over there so she can enjoy being your fruit bowl? We use them here for Thanksgiving, and I know Melania always give thanks for them.
I’ve told my trade negotiators that the USA will give up buying your NHS as long as we can have Radlett Parties over here instead. Sounds like a damn good way to apply holistic medicine. Hole-istic..Get it Rich? See – I am a comedian as well as a war-time president. I am one fantastic guy.
Anyway, Rich – back to your dilemma with the Chinese virus. Damn sham those pesky foreigners don’t wash thoroughly like us Westerners, hey Rich? I understand youo are being entreated by some regulars to go ahead with parties with messages like “We’ve self isolataed for 14 days so as to be no risk to your other guests” It is not for others to tell us that our monthly fix at Radlett is non-essential, and that all the helpers except the lady that does your food are prepared to take the risk for the greater pleasure of revellers. You Brits sure know how to have fun! I wish the White House were more like that. I don’t suppose Joe Biden has been to your place. Got any footage I can buy off you?
However, Rich your PM is a good man. My mate Bozzer has yellow hair, a fine girth and cheats on his wife. This makes him my knd of guy and I think of him as a brother and not the “buffoon of the Eastern hemisphere’ that I have read him described as. I wonder who they think might be the ‘buffoon of the Western hemisphere?’
Anyway Bozzer will steer you right in this time of crisis. He tells me that his smart-arsed boffins at Imperial College have accurate mathematical models that predicts that the UK survival rate will be maximised if infection peaks are within NHS capacity, and this can only be achieved if inter-human contacts are reduced by 75%. So Rich, you must tell those randy rabbits that regard their monthly Radlett fix as essential that they will just have to wank themselves silly until those pesky foreigners get their hygiene right and this is all over. And Rich – remember not to let in any Mexicans, as they are all rapists! I’ll go and warm Melania up for you. Want me to retweet this to my quadrillion followers Rich Have a nice day y’all.
Ever Yours Donald”
Well! There you have it!. The most powerful man on the planet has decreed that there be no more Radlett Parties until further notice. This will be broadcast by newsletter, Fabswingers and http://www.radlettparties.net
As Steve McQueen meant to say to his fellow escapers in The Great Escape ‘Good luck and let’s hope we all meet on the other side’. This is now a golden opportunity to tackle the backlog of wear and tear repairs and improvements for a fresh start when we meet again. Anyone at a loose end – we will provide all the beers and sausages if you want to join us (at a safe distance, of course)
Stay safe and healthy!
Richard and Janet