Radlett Adult Parties

Radlett is the UK's best established and popular swinging house party venue. Perfect for newbies and experienced swingers alike. Read the site then call us on 07986 288580 with any unanswered questions.

Self Assessment

is this venue for you? – questions for single guys.

singles parties vary widely. you can pay well over £100 in London and be assured of monitored sex with women who are paid to do that. our home is not a brothel. Couples and single ladies come here because they like a few good guys around. They don’t return if guys behave badly. below are some of the attitudes that put them off in the past: give yourself a score 1 (strongly agree) to 5 (strongly disagree) for each attitude.

I wouldn’t dream of bringing my partner here. (thus the women at these parties deserve less respect than my partner on whom I cheat)

I might drink too much leading to coarse, disrespectful behaviour

the couples and ladies will surely come to me if I lurk in the shadows. (not usual. They expect to be courted.)

I will feel cheated and blame others or the venue if I don’t get lucky

I might get out of my depth then make loud unpleasant laddish comments

I feel safe in male groups stalking activity as it goes from room to room trying to escape unwanted attention

if a lady says ‘no’, I assume she is mistaken and I will persist until she understands how magnificent I am or I get my money’s worth

my hands are allowed to wander uninvited without the niceties of social foreplay.

score below 10 you are verminous. Stay at home for the benefit of mankind.

10-20 an over-priced brothel would suit you better.

21-34 think on it, then retake the self-assessment later to see if your breeding has improved.

35-39 Phone me (Janet) on 01923 859043 to tell me what punishment you will commit to invite upon yourself if you exhibit any of the above attitudes.

40 not credible. You have engineered your answers to be admitted. Repeat the assessment honestly.

above 40 enrol on adult numeracy classes – you can’t get more than 40.

8 comments on “Self Assessment

  1. Avtar
    September 17, 2014

    yes i did get 40 who woud not i saw you guys on tv and just thought how wonderful you guys are so lucky to have that trust and love
    would love to come to one of your events

  2. Graham
    September 9, 2017

    I love women…to be adored…
    ..unless they tell me different 😉 X

    • radlettpartiesuk
      October 27, 2017

      we have a cancellation toniht. you able to take it at short notice?

  3. Paul G
    January 15, 2020

    Hi I’m new to the area scored 40, I’d like to know if I could be invited to a party ?

    • Richard Stanley
      February 14, 2020

      Single guys at Radlett parties. Thanks for your interest in attending soon. The next one is on 21/2. We find the most comfortable ratio is one single guy per lady or couple so target that. However, noshows are usually gender skewed so the ctual ratio can vary from that target. On more than one occasion we had more single ladies than single guys. The reverse is more common. We are much more interested in the parties being enjoyable than door contributions. It is usual to turn down dozens of guys each month to achieve that ratio. However we are not procurers and make no undertakings that noshows won’t skew the ratio. That is beyond our control. One guy once asked for his contribution back because no ladies fancied him. To have done so would be illegal as it would accept our selling access to intimacy which is the offence of ‘living off immoral earnings’. If that could be you please go somewhere else. Loads of bukkake venues will be happy to perform a walletectome on you in return for access to paid prostitutes. This gender balance is tough to achieve if people don’t come when they say they will. So please answer the following questions seriously and not just as an ‘options collector’. We look forward to receiving back your answers if you can share the risk of missing the target ratio with us and can budget the £50 contribution to enormous wear and tear of our £5m home.

      To target the gender ratio we rank applicant guys according to the types the ladies and couples have asked for in the current month and send out invitations according to that ranking as the couples and ladies commit. We understand if some guys have made other plans by then but this is better than accepting dozens of guys before there are ladies and couples to match. So please don’t send irritable texts chasing us for an invitation. Doing it our way reduces the chance of male overload. Because noshows wreck parties those who can prepay online get precedence. Your submission of answers to the appended questionnaire signifies application to join the party and acceptance of these terms of entry:

      Terms:
      The owners use all reasonable endeavours to target a comfortable gender ratio but will be held blameless if noshows cause that target to be missed.

      Guests undertake not to vandalise any part of our home for any reason (yes they have done that).

      Guests shall behave in a manner to be welcomed back and shall accept the hosts remedy for that not happening without question.

      Guys must be prepared to bring their partners here when they next have one. Our home is not a brothel for guys to join with who they consider to be ‘fallen women’.

      Questionnaire:
      Even though you may have already given some of the following please help us by grouping all in your reply and attach a facial photograph.

      Do you accept the above terms of entry?
      Name?
      age?
      been before?
      how long ago?
      In what % of commitments to party do you actually show?
      are you prepared to pay in advance by bank transfer (doubles chance of being invited)?
      country of cultural origin?

      We look forward to hearing back from you.

      Janet

    • Richard Stanley
      February 14, 2020

      Single guys at Radlett parties. Thanks for your interest in attending soon. The next one is on Friday 21/2. We find the most comfortable ratio is one single guy per lady or couple so target that. However, noshows are usually gender skewed so the actual ratio can vary from that target. On more than one occasion we had more single ladies than single guys. The reverse is more common. We are much more interested in the parties being enjoyable than door contributions. It is usual to turn down dozens of guys each month to achieve that ratio. However we are not procurers and make no undertakings that noshows won’t skew the ratio. That is beyond our control. One guy once asked for his contribution back because no ladies fancied him. To have done so would be illegal as it would accept our selling access to intimacy which is the offence of ‘living off immoral earnings’. If that could be you please go somewhere else. Loads of bukkake venues will be happy to perform a walletectomy on you in return for access to paid prostitutes. This gender balance is tough to achieve if people don’t come when they say they will. So please answer the following questions seriously and not just as an ‘options collector’. We look forward to receiving back your answers if you can share the risk of missing the target ratio with us and can budget the £50 contribution to enormous wear and tear of our £5m home.

      To target the gender ratio we rank applicant guys according to the types the ladies and couples have asked for in the current month and send out invitations according to that ranking as the couples and ladies commit. We understand if some guys have made other plans by then but this is better than accepting dozens of guys before there are ladies and couples to match. So please don’t send irritable texts chasing us for an invitation. Doing it our way reduces the chance of male overload. Because noshows wreck parties those who can prepay online get precedence. Your submission of answers to the appended questionnaire signifies application to join the party and acceptance of these terms of entry:

      Terms:
      The owners use all reasonable endeavours to target a comfortable gender ratio but will be held blameless if noshows cause that target to be missed.

      Guests undertake not to vandalise any part of our home for any reason (yes they have done that).

      Guests shall behave in a manner to be welcomed back and shall accept the hosts remedy for that not happening without question.

      Guys must be prepared to bring their partners here when they next have one. Our home is not a brothel for guys to join with who they consider to be ‘fallen women’.

      Questionnaire:
      Even though you may have already given some of the following please help us by grouping all in your reply and attach a facial photograph.

      Do you accept the above terms of entry?
      Name?
      age?
      been before?
      how long ago?
      In what % of commitments to party do you actually show?
      are you prepared to pay in advance by bank transfer (doubles chance of being invited)?
      country of cultural origin?

      We look forward to hearing back from you.

      Janet

  4. Karl
    February 3, 2020

    Good evening Janet and Richard, hope this finds you both well.
    Ive taken your test and scored very highly but would also like the chance to talk to one of you or both to get a better idea of us all.
    im new to the swinging scene but have had an interest in it for a long time. We have actually met before, I was your postman for a couple of months. Thats where I first heard about you both and your parties. ive read all the reviews and your rules and feel that if honoured with an invite would be a perfectly safe place for my first adult party.
    I have sent you another message or rather left a comment on one of the other pages you have on your web site.
    Im a single man in his 40s athletic to average body, 6ft and have manners and respect. More to the point hold women I high regard and have the utmost respect for them and other people in general.
    I have the utmost respect for the pair of you and how much you must love and care for each other and from what I read that comes out in your parties. everyone has great words to say about you both and your home, ive only ever been to the front door before to deliver a parcel a couple of times.
    not sure what else to write but please if you have any questions please feel free to email me or call me(will happily give you my number if you want tit to be able to chat)
    Hope to hear soon,

    Karl…

    • Richard Stanley
      February 14, 2020

      Karl

      Single guys at Radlett parties.

      Thanks for your interest in attending soon. The next Singles party is on Friday 21/2. We find the most comfortable ratio is one single guy per lady or couple so target that. However, noshows are usually gender skewed so the actual ratio can vary from that target. On more than one occasion we had more single ladies than single guys. The reverse is more common. We are much more interested in the parties being enjoyable than door contributions. It is usual to turn down dozens of guys each month to achieve that ratio. However we are not procurers and make no undertakings that noshows won’t skew the ratio. That is beyond our control. One guy once asked for his contribution back because no ladies fancied him. To have done so would be illegal as it would accept our selling access to intimacy which is the offence of ‘living off immoral earnings’. If that could be you please go somewhere else. Loads of bukkake venues will be happy to perform a walletectomy on you in return for access to paid prostitutes. This gender balance is tough to achieve if people don’t come when they say they will. So please answer the following questions seriously and not just as an ‘options collector’. We look forward to receiving back your answers if you can share the risk of missing the target ratio with us and can budget the £50 contribution to enormous wear and tear of our £5m home.

      To target the gender ratio we rank applicant guys according to the types the ladies and couples have asked for in the current month and send out invitations according to that ranking as the couples and ladies commit. We understand if some guys have made other plans by then but this is better than accepting dozens of guys before there are ladies and couples to match. So please don’t send irritable texts chasing us for an invitation. Doing it our way reduces the chance of male overload. Because noshows wreck parties those who can prepay online get precedence. Your submission of answers to the appended questionnaire signifies application to join the party and acceptance of these terms of entry:

      Terms:
      The owners use all reasonable endeavours to target a comfortable gender ratio but will be held blameless if noshows cause that target to be missed.

      Guests undertake not to vandalise any part of our home for any reason (yes they have done that).

      Guests shall behave in a manner to be welcomed back and shall accept the hosts remedy for that not happening without question.

      Guys must be prepared to bring their partners here when they next have one. Our home is not a brothel for guys to join with who they consider to be ‘fallen women’.

      Questionnaire:
      Even though you may have already given some of the following please help us by grouping all in your reply and attach a facial photograph.

      Do you accept the above terms of entry?
      Name?
      age?
      been before?
      how long ago?
      In what % of commitments to party do you actually show?
      are you prepared to pay in advance by bank transfer (doubles chance of being invited)?
      country of cultural origin?

      We look forward to hearing back from you.

      Janet

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